Really? Alcohol Education?

So pretty much all students who are entering college for this fall term had to do this alcohol education thing, am I right? I mean, we've got no choice here. Either we do it, or we can't go to school! What a good waste of a perfectly fine time.

Come on! By the time people graduate from highschool, they know what alcohol is going to do to them and their lives. Even though the legal age to drink alcohol in the United States is 21, it's not too hard to get hands on some liquor. So if an "innocent" students really wanted to experiment with alcohol, they won't have any trouble in doing so.

There's no point in telling people that drinking is bad for them. It's like saying people shouldn't use public transportation because there is a chance of disaster. People who are afraid of riding on planes will by all means avoid using them and attempt to ride trains or buses; same thing for the alcohol. People who wouldn't drink won't drink, and people who would drink will drink. The only fucking way a person would stop drinking is if Jessica Alba or Meagan Fox/Brad Pitt or George Clooney like person walks up to them and tells them "I like a man/woman that doesn't drink." Or, when they have the worst experience of their lives by getting drunk. And the funny thing is that some people would still drink after being T-Bagged and buttfucked by men in their mid 40s.

Conclusively, if they don't bring bottles of vodka (sake/soju for the Asians) to our doorsteps and pour it down our throat, setting our livers on fire, and buttfuck us while we are blacked out due to the impairment of the hippocampus (part of the brain that makes new memories), it won't really change our opinions about alcohol.

So fuck you alcohol education.